Return of the nerdy/pathetic/horrible/hilarious pick up line!

I can’t deny it.

I think pick up lines are hilarious.

No, they don’t work.

But they’re awesome. And I think they should come back into style, if only for irony's sake.

And in honor of the coming holiday (or day that Hallmark invented just to make more $$$, if you hate Valentines Day), here is a list of my favorites.

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I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

You must be gravity, baby, because you’re the only thing keeping me here.

Do you have a quarter? I want to call your parents and thank them.

You must be the square root of 2 cause I feel irrational around you.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell from heaven!

Wow you’re pretty. You must be a Mac!

Here I am! What were your other two wishes?

It’s so hot in here. Is it global warming, or is it you?

I have a mouthful of Skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?

Hey, are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy!

Baby, you'd better lower your pitch, 'cause right now, you're lookin' sharp!

You must be a prizefighter. One look at you, and I’m knocked out.

Baby, you are as mysterious as the random reboot problems I’m having with my Linux server!

You’re so cool, I’ve got to measure you in Kelvin.

You must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

http://www.forbes.com/2006/07/24/cx_df_0724_pickupslide_9.html?thisSpeed=20000

http://www.nixiepixel.com/nerdy-pick-up-line/

http://bloggasm.com/50-nerdy-pick-up-lines

http://whoisandy.com/nerdy-pickup-lines/

www.pickup-lines.org/pick-up-lines/cute/

http://www.soft.com.sg/forum/music-kopi-tiam/66526-music-nerds-pickup-lines.html