A tribute to the Thunder to the tune of "Oklahoma"

Oklahoma!
Where Durant comes driving down the court,
And Chris Bosh will weep
When the Thunder sweeps
While Lebron and Wade fin'ly retire!

Oklahoma!
Better than the Lakers or the Spurs,
So they won the West,
Soon they’ll be the best
When they win the finals and the rings!

We know that the Thunder is king,
And so this is the song that we sing,
And when we say: ah yip ah oh ee ayy,
We’re only saying “You’re gonna win, Oklahoma,"
Oklahoma,
O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A:
NNNN BBBB AAAA finals!

(Song begins at :52) 

Summer to-do list: working draft

1. Memorize the list of logical fallacies and mention every one I see/hear (AKA: be obnoxious all the time)
2. Purge my vocabulary of unnecessary abbreviations. Yeah guys, I know it's hilarious and charming when I say "totes perf" but no more.
3. Movie marathon list:
     A. Scorsese
     B. Wes Anderson
     C. Ellen Page
     D. Brad Pitt
     E. Emma Stone
     F. Christian Bale (censored, most likely)
4. Get really good at bocce ball
5. Improve frisbee skills from level 'arm amputee' to '12 year old boy'
6. Climb a mountain